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  • "Every time I see the U.S. flag, I don't see the flag only as representative of a country, but I see it as a symbol of democracy and of freedom."—Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi
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  • "It's not broke, it just lacks duct tape."—Anonymous
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  • "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together."—Anonymous
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  • "Microsoft's approach is one of mass production. Like the Ford Model T, you can have any color you want as long as it's black."—Anonymous
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  • "We are told that Christ was killed for us, that His death has washed out our sins, and that by dying He disabled death itself. That is the formula. That is Christianity. That is what has to be believed."—C.S. Lewis, "Mere Christianity"
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  • "Going to church every Sunday doesn't make you a Christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car."—Anonymous
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  • "In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"—Anonymous
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  • "Microsoft's approach is one of mass production. Like the Ford Model T, you can have any color you want as long as it's black."—Anonymous
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  • "There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand Binary and those that don't."—Anonymous
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  • "Drive defensively. Buy a tank."—Anonymous
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  • "Four of every three people have multiple personalities."—Anonymous
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  • "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."—Anonymous
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  • "My imaginary friend thinks your imaginary friend has mental problems."—Anonymous
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  • "Our college years are being ruined by education."—Andrea Conolly
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  • "From what I know about the HIV, you can clear that up with a bit of Calamine lotion."—Brittany Madison
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  • "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."—Invisible Monsters
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  • "I am an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes his raincoat."—Harold Wilson
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  • "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."—Plato
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  • "Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend."—Martin Luther King, Jr.
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  • "I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him."—Harrison Ford
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  • "I want a sandwich named after me."—Jon Stewart
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  • "If you could be any fictional character, who would you be? Me... I'd be god."—Anonymous
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  • "If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat."—Anonymous
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  • "If dumb-asses could fly, this place would be an airport."—Fingolfin
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  • "Death is unavoidable; let's have a drink."—Roman proverb
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  • "War determine not who is right, war determine who is left."—Chinese proverb
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  • "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."—Albert Einstein
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  • "Software is like sex: It's better when it's free."—Linus Torvalds
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  • "If you can shoot yourself in the foot with C, you can blow your whole leg off with C++."—Bjarne Stroustrup
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  • "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."—Stephen Roberts
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  • "Getting through life is tough; it'd be even tougher if you were stupid."—Anonymous
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  • "Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory."—Hartley Burr Alexander
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  • "CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL."—bash.org
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  • "There is no point in arguing with an idiot, they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."—bash.org
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  • "I hate feet. Especially feet I can see."—The Goat
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